would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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