Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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