it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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