Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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