i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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