i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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