On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
