i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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