she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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