I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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