Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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