i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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