Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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