He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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