do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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