she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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