you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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