so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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