: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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