I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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