do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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