How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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