If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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