try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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