sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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