Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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