I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Your cock deserves a montage
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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