Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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