Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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