and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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