I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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