I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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