Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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