This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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