why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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