what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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