You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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