Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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