How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
how does that bad decision feel?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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