lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Damn victory sex feels great
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
