I'm jealous of your bromance
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Randomize
