The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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