But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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