Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
