Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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