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(269): View more from Michigan

butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it

(734): View more from Michigan

Thanks?

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(913): View more from Kansas

i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

(816): View more from Missouri

i think im in thre room next to you

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(207): View more from Maine

No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.

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(217): View more from Illinois

But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.

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(813): View more from Florida

My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery

(941): View more from Florida

Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old

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