His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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