Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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