it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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