I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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