I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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