Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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