it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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