He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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