this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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