my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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