yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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