Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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