U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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